CarMark Hawaii

  • Sell My Car in Oahu
  • About Us
  • Blog
  • Easy Online Appraisal Form
  • Contact Us
Carmark Hawaii sell your car today

Used Cars – A Little Used Car Humor For Your Day

October 19, 2018 by carmark

used cars

Used Cars Humor

While our business is buying used cars for cash in Honolulu, we always appreciate a little humor – laughter is good for the soul! The used cars we buy from those looking to sell are in good condition, vehicles that other people would be interested in buying.

Nonetheless, we all know what a jalopy or “heap of junk” is, but sometimes it’s hard for us to part with a vehicle if it has some emotional or sentimental value. Or you might keep it simply because you don’t want to saddle yourself with huge monthly car payments, which is absolutely understandable.

Even if your used car is your soul mate, there comes a time when you just have to give it up. How do you know when it’s that time? While Jeff Foxworthy is known for his “you might be a redneck if” jokes, we want to share a little laughter with you.

You might need to give up your used car if:

That song Adam Sandler sings – you know the one – was probably inspired by your car.

Everywhere you travel in your car, the fire extinguisher goes with you – and you know how to use it.

Even though you make sure to leave the keys (or a screwdriver) in your ignition every time you go somewhere, it’s still there when you come back.

The toolbox in your trunk in case of an emergency contains duct tape, JB Weld, and zip ties.

A tow truck or wrecker suspiciously seems to be within 10 yards of where your car is parked every time you go somewhere and come back out.

There’s more oil on your driveway than was spilled in the Exxon Valdez incident in 1989.

Have a great day! If you are interested in selling your used car for cash in Honolulu, fill out our online vehicle appraisal form and you could have cash in hand today.

Filed Under: Car News

VEHICLE QUALIFICATIONS

Here are the basic qualifications to sell:
  • Must be 2011 or newer
  • Has no structural frame damage
  • Is not a Salvage Title
  • All vehicles are subject to inspection
  • Restrictions apply

HIGHLIGHTS

Some Features of Our Program:
  • We Pay You on the spot for vehicles with a clear title
  • We Pay-Off Bank Loans
  • We Buy All Makes/Models
  • Fast/Safe/Convenient
  • Call for your appointment today

WHAT TO BRING WITH YOU

  • Your car's title or payoff information—all titleholders should plan to be present. (If any person listed on the title cannot make it, please call us at 808-375-1488
  • Valid current registration to confirm ownership.
  • Valid state-issued photo ID for all titleholders.
Carmark Hawaii
808-375-1488

© 2025 · Carmark Hawaii | Web SEO Agency & PPC Agency


Service Areas:

Aiea, HI | Pearl Harbor, HI | Halawa, HI | Waimalu, HI | Camp HM Smith | Pearl City, HI | Waipahu, HI | Honolulu, HI | Village Park, HI | Royal Kunia, HI | West Loch Estate, HI | Ewa Beach, HI | Mililani, HI | Waipio Acres, HI | Makakilo, HI | Kapolei, HI | Wahiawa, HI | Whitmore Village, HI | Waialae-Kahala, HI | Kaneohe, HI | Haleiwa, HI | Maili, HI | Waianae, HI | Waialua, HI | Hauula, HI | Punaluu, HI | Makaha Valley, HI | Kawela Bay, HI | Pupukea, HI | Heeia, HI | Maunawili, HI | Waimanalo Beach, HI | Laie, HI