Used Cars Humor
While our business is buying used cars for cash in Honolulu, we always appreciate a little humor – laughter is good for the soul! The used cars we buy from those looking to sell are in good condition, vehicles that other people would be interested in buying.
Nonetheless, we all know what a jalopy or “heap of junk” is, but sometimes it’s hard for us to part with a vehicle if it has some emotional or sentimental value. Or you might keep it simply because you don’t want to saddle yourself with huge monthly car payments, which is absolutely understandable.
Even if your used car is your soul mate, there comes a time when you just have to give it up. How do you know when it’s that time? While Jeff Foxworthy is known for his “you might be a redneck if” jokes, we want to share a little laughter with you.
You might need to give up your used car if:
That song Adam Sandler sings – you know the one – was probably inspired by your car.
Everywhere you travel in your car, the fire extinguisher goes with you – and you know how to use it.
Even though you make sure to leave the keys (or a screwdriver) in your ignition every time you go somewhere, it’s still there when you come back.
The toolbox in your trunk in case of an emergency contains duct tape, JB Weld, and zip ties.
A tow truck or wrecker suspiciously seems to be within 10 yards of where your car is parked every time you go somewhere and come back out.
There’s more oil on your driveway than was spilled in the Exxon Valdez incident in 1989.
Have a great day! If you are interested in selling your used car for cash in Honolulu, fill out our online vehicle appraisal form and you could have cash in hand today.